Fulham No.1 Wanker Football Mug

Fulham. Perpetually the poshest yo-yo club in England — up to the Premier League, down to the Championship, back up again, like a very expensive lift that can't decide which floor it wants. They play in a lovely riverside stadium and their fans eat better than most clubs' boardrooms.

The perfect gift for the Cottagers fan who genuinely can't work out if they're a mid-table Premier League side or a dominant Championship one. The answer changes every other season.

• White ceramic 11oz mug
• Approx. size: 9.5cm high x 8cm diameter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed design for a bright, durable finish

Personalisation: Please check names, spelling and any text carefully before ordering. Personalised items are printed as supplied and cannot be changed once production has started.

Please note: colours may vary slightly between screens and the finished product.